See 'earthworm' for more ! .--. / oo /\_\_/ /\___/ ,`.__/ 7___/ |___| |___| \___\_ \___\_ \___\ \___\ \___\_ fsc `.__\_ `._\ `\ _ __/") __ ________(___/__(_ \ \ \ (") _ ( \ ) ) ("/ _ / ) ( ( \") \.|\/|./ _________________\ /________________________________________VK_ /) .-""--.....__...,-'/ ( ("""`----......--' `.`._ `-.`-._ `.//`-._ "`--._) Krogg pb /) ___ ___ __,__ / / /'__ `\ `\ '__) `\ ( ( | ( ) / ( | `) /' \ \ ,-. / ; / / \ \| /'/' `\`--./' _ `\.-' /' ( ( ) )\ /'/' `"-../' `-._,-' \ `-'/'""-:_.----. `--| <"-.___..-. ) \,_/ | '"-' / `''---' From: noonius@netexpress.ee (Kristian Kirsfeldt) The Worms --------- Here is the lil' fella: oo |" | --' A worm After this brief introduction we will now move on to the fist short movie of the evening: _______ _______ .---'... '-._ '-------____ |::.... , '\ -__.---------------''' /..::.. ,. ..() | |/ oo Uuh... Another Galaxy.. |,: ::..() \ -||--.__ |" ():: :... ... , | `^^' | _ |:: :,... ().. / . --' .'\ \::()..... ... ,/ ..:\ |:.:.:... . /() . . .:' \..,___::::__/ . . . . :| () \ '-'/ . .:| |. | . . . :| | | . . .: :/ |. | . ::/ |. | . . :./ |: | . __.-' ,, |: | , ,, , |\----' ,, , ,', `. ', () , ''' ''' ' '' dlK Space, the final frontier And now to the second short movie of the evening: -------.________ '----._______ __---____ ______.________.---' ----' \V | | ____/|____ .---':.:.'' '--. /:.:..:.... '\ |::.::.:.... | |::.:.:::... | |:..::::. .. | |::.::.... / \:..:....:... ' \.:..:.... .' `\:.:.:... ./ '--,-/|\----' | |, OO Aaah! The South Pole! dlK . . . . . . .. . . . . oo | |. . . . . | . . | . | . | | . . | oo | . | . I feel so incredibly LIGHT! | | | v I wonder what's the | . | | OO. reason for this anomaly? | |_____/|____ |"| . |_.-' :.:.'' '|-.__| | :. ..:.... | | |::.::.:.... --' | |::. .:::... | |:.:: ::. .. | \:.::.... /' \..:....:... / \:. :.... .' \ .:... ./ '--,-/|\----' dlK The lil' fellas continue their adventures: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo O O O Tonight will dr. Income give us a short lecture O O about new practical ways to ensure a O O good economical growth. O O O ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo As you all probably know, this graph next to me shows a typical economical advancement progress. _____________ |____/\_______| |_/\/__\__/\__| -oo |/______\/__\_| |" |___________|_| | | --' The financial crash at the end of the graph, which is also known as the Suicidal Happy Hour and You-lost-all-your-money-Friday, is a Huge Problem. _____________ |____/\_______| |_/\/__\__/\__| -oo |/______\/__\_| |" |___________|_| | | --' . /\ . /',/_\ __ /'___| \'\ WHEEEEE!!! -oo / /' _| /' /\ |" \ /| /' /' -- | '\|/' /' : --' '\/' . As you can all see, the innumerable sleepless nights that our scientist have spent in the Institute of Economics haven't gone to the dogs. _|___________ |_|___________| |_|__/\______/| -oo |__\/__\__/\/_| |" |_______\/____| | dlK --' While we all are so interested in knowing the size of an ordinary worm, this picture will clear up a bunch of questions. Here it is: a typical worm compared to a typical apple and to a typical nazitransvestite. ___-,- ;===\\\ || a a) d| >| |' ""| |`---' __| |__ ,'' \\|| ', |x _ _ |. | | , ' | ,| | | vv |.=|| | | OO | =|| | | |. || | | | || v | |_______|| | [__|----[]-|] | ( |.___/\__|) ____/|____ \',______|' .---':.:.'' '--. | , | ,| /:.:..:.... '\ |',,|, | |::.::.:.... | `, ) ') |::.:.:::... | |,|| | |:..::::. .. | |,||,| |::.::.... / |,||,| oo \:..:....:... ' |_||_| |" \.:..:.... .' |\ \ \ | `\:.:.:... ./ dlK ' `-`--`-- --' '--,-/|\----' A nazitransvestite A worm An apple Yes, the worms and their apples aren't of small breed. See 'cartoon' for more cartoons ! ---------- . . . . . . . . . _.-/`/`'-._ . What a nice day! . /_..--''''_-' . . . . .` //-.__\_\.-' `..' _\\\// --.___ // ___.---.._ _- /@/@\ \ ||`` `-_ .' ,\_\_/ | \_||_/ ,-._ `. ; { o / } "" `-._`. ; ; `-==-' / \_| ; | |>o<| }@@@} | | <(___<) }@@@@} | | <(___<) }@@@@@} | | <\___<) \_.?@@} | ; V`--V`__./@} ; \ tx ooo@} / \ / `. .' `-._ _.-'ls ``------'''''''''------`` See 'bookworm' for another ! _,-------. ,' `. ; ; ,-'"`-. ;,---._ ; ; ,-. ,'_ `. ; ; ;_;;;' ; ; ; `. ;`-' ; ; `-,''. ,' ; _,-' `-.__,-' ; _,,-""" ; `. ; ;`. ; ; `. ; ;. `. ; ; ; `. ; ; ; `-.. ; ; ; ,' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; --. ; ; .___ ; ; '--.. ; ; '--.. ; ;_ '" ; ;""'-._ ; ;-.._ ; ;_ '"" ; ; '- . ; -=> Philip Kaulfuss <=- From: cfbd@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) __ (oo) |~~| | \____________________________________________ \_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ \ /\ \^| ) ) PUT YOUR INFORMATINON IN HERE!!! |^| / / |^| ( \____________________________________________/^| -Cody Hinze- \_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)/ Ok then...here we go... __ (oo) |~~| | \____________________________________________ \_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ \ /\ \^| ) ) THE WORM SONG |^| | | |^| | | Nobody likes me, |^| | | Everybody hates me! |^| | | I'm gonna eat some worms. |^| | | Chorus (Repeat after each verse) |^| | | Long, slim slimy ones, |^| | | Short, fat juicy ones, |^| | | Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms. |^| | | |^| | | First you get a bucket, |^| | | Then you get a shovel, |^| | | Oh how they wiggle and squirm. |^| | | |^| | | First you pull the heads off, |^| | | Then you suck the guts out. |^| | | Oh how they wiggle and squirm. |^| | | |^| | | Down goes the first one, |^| | | Down goes the second one, |^| | | Oh how they wiggle and squirm. |^| | | |^| | | Up comes the first one, |^| | | Up comes the second one, |^| | | Oh how they wiggle and squirm. |^| | | |^| | | Everybody likes me, |^| | | Nobody hates me! |^| | | Why did I eat those worms? |^| | | |^| | | Chop up their heads and |^| | | Squeeze out their juice, |^| | | And throw their tails away. |^| | | Nobody knows how I survive |^| | | On worms three times a day! |^| | | |^| / / |^| ( \____________________________________________/^| \_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)_)/ /~~\ ____ /'o | .~ | `\ ,-~~~\~-_ ,' _/'| `\_/ /'\ /'`\ \ ~, | .' `,/' | ,'_ | | |`\ ,'~~\ | | /`: | `\ /~~~~\ / | ,' `.' | /' | | ,' `\ /`| /'\ / `| / \_ _/ `\ | |' `----\ | /' `./' | ~ | ,' | | | |/' -Chev `\ | / ,' `\ / |/~' `\/_ /~ _/ `~------' ~~~~ /~~\ ____ /'o | .';;|;;\ _,-;;;\;-_ ,' _/'| `\_/;;;/;\ /;;\;;;;\;;;, | .' `;/;;;| ,;\;;;|;;;|;;;|;\ ,';;\ | |;;;/;: |;;;\;/~~~~\;/;;;| ,;;;;;;.' |;/;;;| |;;;,' `\;;/;| /;\;;;;/ `|;;;/;\___/;~\;| |;;;;;----\;;;|;;/' `;/;;;|;;;|;;;,' |;;;;|;;;;;|;;|/' -Chev `\;;;|;;;/;;,' `\;/;;;;;;|/~' `\/;;/;;;/ `~------' `~~~~~ (See 'games' for much more of Earthworm Jim !) 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