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[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| "This device is the primitive Earth protoplasm beings' idea of a "computer"." \ / /_______\/|__|/ /\ \/ _________ / /\ /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ /jro /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// \\ //\\ //\\ |||| |||| (_)(_) (_)(_) ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||_________ / ||_____||||__|| / jro / /_______\/|__|/ /\ / _________ / / /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// \ \\ //\\ //\\ "Excellent! With this, we |||| |||| should be able to interpret (_)(_) (_)(_) their entire planetary network!" ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||__________ / ||_____||||__|| / jro / /_______\/|__|/ /\ / _________ / / //}=======/ / / \__/\\_\__/_/ / /____( )//_( )____________/ // //~~ / //~~\\ \\ // \\__/ \\__// \ \\ //\\ //\\ \ |||| |||| "Turn the device on." (_)(_) (_)(_) [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||_________ / ||_____||||__|| / jro / /_______\/|__|/ /\ / _________ / / /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// \ \\ //\\ //\\ \ |||| |||| "Ah, yes! Their News Exchange. (_)(_) (_)(_) Now we will learn all they know!" ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| "What is this information, Wcxliz? It does not appear to be News, at all." \ / /_______\/|__|/ /\ \/ _________ / /\ /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// jro\\ //\\ //\\ |||| |||| (_)(_) (_)(_) ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||_________ / ||_____||||__|| / jro / /_______\/|__|/ /\ / _________ / / /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____( )___( )____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// \ \\ //\\ //\\ \ |||| |||| "It says... "This is not a scam, (_)(_) (_)(_) send $5 and make $50,000 in one week, guaranteed." [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] ___ _______ /__/| /_____ /|| || || ||||[]|| ___|| ||||==||_________ "Hhmmmm..... Foiled again! These dastardly Terran Earth proto-beings have encoded all vital information behind some MLM garbage!" \ /=========/ / / \__/___\__/_/ / /____(oo)___(oo)____________/ // //~~\\ //~~\\ \\ // \\__// \\__// jro \\ //\\ //\\ |||| |||| (_)(_) (_)(_) See 'cartoon' for more !