[the lousy poet]

   I've always thought that poetry
   Just wasn't my cup of tea.
   But I'm not doing that bad,
   Have I gone suddenly mad?

   I've got the hang of it now
   And would surely make some more
   If I wasn't afraid you'd say "Aw!
   He is such a bore"
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