See 'cartoon' for more ! From: Jan-Erik Finnberg We're here on the airport, where a group of people have just arrived after being stranded on an island for more than a year. _ _ \ / V ,()) _===_ )( .. . . == ()) b < 3 = "" \=| (#)>__/ [_]\\| //__/ /| // \ (_/___/ | \\___> |____| )_P#/ \' / | )_ |_| (___o' mMMMM ============================================================ Tell me, how did you pass time while you were waiting to be rescued? _ _ \ / V ,()) _===_ )( .. . . == ()) b < 3 = "" \=| (#)>__/ [_]\\| //__/ /| // \ (_/___/ | \\___> |____| )_P#/ \' / | )_ |_| (___o' mMMMM ============================================================ Well, it _did_ get kinda boring, so we started telling jokes. Unfortunately none of us knew that many jokes, so the same jokes got told time after time. _ _ \ / V ,()) _===_ )( .. . . == ()) b < 3 = "" \o| (#) -__/ [_]\\| \\,__/ /| // \ (_/___/ | \\___> |____| )_P#/ \' / | )_ |_| (___o' mMMMM ============================================================= So, to save time, we numbered the jokes. Whenever someone wanted to tell a joke, he just said a number. _ _ \ / V ,()) _===_ )( .. . . == ()) b < 3 = "" \o| (#) -__/ [_]\\| \\,__/ /| // \ (_/___/ | //____> |____| q_)###/ \' / | )_ |_| (___o' mMMMM ============================================================== 23! _ _ \ / V ,OOo ,()) _===_ OO . . )(. . . . == OO > ()) b < 3 = "" Xo| "" \- (#) -__/ (_)\X| [_]\\| \\,__/ /| // \ // \ (_/___/ | \\___\ \\___> |____| )_P#7 )_P#/ \' / | )_ | )_ |_| (___o' (___o' mMMMM ============================================================== HEH HEH ! _ _ \ / V ,()) _===_ )( .. . . == ()) b < 3 = "" \<| (#) -__/ [_]\\| \\,__/ /| // \ (_/___/ | \\___> |____| )_P#/ \' / | )_ |_| (___o' mMMMM ============================================================== 275! _ _ \ / V ;::. ,()) _===_ :: . . )(. . . . == :: \ ()) b < 3 = ~~ {o} "" \- (#) -__/ (_)\{} [_]\\| \\,__/ /| // | // \ (_/___/ | \\__| \\___> |____| )_P# )_P#/ \' / | )_ | )_ |_| (___o' (___o' mMMMM ============================================================== HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! _ _ \ / V ,()) _===_ )( -- . . == ()) b < 3 = "" \<| (#) -__/ [_]\\| \\,__/ /| // \ (_/___/ | \\___> |____| )_P#/ \' / | )_ |_| (___o' mMMMM =============================================================== Sniff.. \ / What was so special with the HEH HEH / \ second joke? _ ___/ \_ _ \ / \ / V y ,()) _ _===_ )( ._( b . . == ()) b || < 3 = "" \<|/ (#)-__/ [_]\\| //__/ /| // \ (_/___/ | \\___> |____| )_P#/ \' / | )_ |_| (___o' mMMMM ================================================================= I hadn't heard it before... _ _ \ / V ,()) _===_ )( .. _ _ == ()) b < 3 = "" \v| (#) -__/ [_]\\| \\,__/ /| // \ (_/___/ | \\___> |____| )_P#/ \' / | )_ |_| (___o' mMMMM ================================================================== Guess you could see that punchline coming a mile away...