See 'candle' for some burning hair and 'volume' for hair with a perfect volume! From: David Palmer: I was remembering a toy I had as a kid where I used a magnetic stylus to move a metallic powder over a drawing of a man's head .-"""-. ' __ __ ' | Lo_Y_oJ | (, (___) ,) | | | ___ | '. .' _J'-._.-'L_ _.-' `-._dp .s$$-"""-$$s. $$' __ __ '$$ $$ Lo_Y_oJ $$ ($ (___) $) | .sSSSs. | | S ___ S | '.S S.' _J'SsssS'L_ _.-' `-._dp _..-.._ .-' `-. | _..---.._ | | | __ __ | | | | |o_Y_o| | | | | (___) | | \| .#####. |/ | # ___ # | '.# #.' _J'#####'L_ _.-' `-._dp .s$$-"""-$$s. $$' __ __ '$$ $$ Lo_Y_oJ $$ ($ (___) $) | | | ___ | '. .' _J'-._.-'L_ _.-' `-._dp !!!!! .!!!!!. ' __ __ ' | Lo_Y_oJ | (, (___) ,) | | | ___ | \ / _J'-._.-'L_ _.-' `-._dp .-"""-. 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((( (! !) ))) "bAd hAIr dAy" _))) - |(_ ._//\ O /\\_. `-'_/`,-.'\-`- ,' \/===\/ `. hjw __________________________ _______ / _____) \ ( - -\ \_\ ^/ /\\~/\______ _____/ \_____(~\ !!WAAHH!! ~~~~/ /( )~~~~/// ' ' --* \ \ \ /--*---| ` )))) \ \/ \ | `(-- )' _____/~/_____\_____| /\O/ ' ________\ \ \____| \\ \\ / / / |___\__\\ =======/__/__/=====| //\\) jro \___)__) || (_)(_) \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/// @ @ \ \|/ /|\ \|/ /|\ \ @ @ \ ////////////////////\\\\\ WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM __________________________ "What's the _______ matter, dear?" / _____) / \ ( o o\ / \_\ ^/ /\\~/\______ _____/ \_____(~\ ~~~~/ /( )~~~~/// --* \ \ \ /--(((-| \ \/ \ ())))| _____/~/_____\_\_/ \ ________\ \ // \\ \ / / \\_// "..Sniff..Sniff.. =======/__/__/=//\\ It was Sissy!" jro \___)__(_)(_) \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/// @ @ \ \|/ /|\ \|/ /|\ \ @ @ \ ////////////////////\\\\\ JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO __________________________ _______ / _____) \ ( O O\ \_\ ^/ /\\~/\______ _____/ \_____(~\ ~~~~/ /( )~~~~/// "She's heppin' me --* \ \ \ /--(((-| / get dressed, and \ \/ \ ()))) / then comb my hair. _____/~/_____\_\_/ ..sniff.. An' she ________\ \ // \\ say I got cowlick! / / \\_// An' I haven't been =======/__/__/=//\\ even near no cows!" jro \___)__(_)(_) \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/// @ @ \ \|/ /|\ \|/ /|\ \ @ @ \ ////////////////////\\\\\ endendendendendendendendendendendendendend ndendendendendendendendendendendendendende (See 'cartoon' for more !) Some information about 'fixing' hair. Excerpts from : The Big Hat Discussion ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ [Quoted: llizard, Unquoted: VK] [snip] Wide hats are also nice... :) > But fly off when bicycling. :^D Not mine: ___ ' ` | | |_______|_____ [snip] I just tried to use it as a "hair clip"... _____ ' ` | | _| | /' _\________|_____ / '|| `` ` _| || || ` ` <@ \ | ||| ( .' ||||| ` _| | ||`` | | || \ -' |||| | | || | |_____| || |/ \ | || \ || | /' / / /' ' That way there should be no risk of it falling off.... :D >But what if the hat is so securely fastened to your hair that it pulls >your hair out in a high wind? :^D No, what wold happen would be that the front part tries to fly away but is stopped by the back part and the whole thing would just flop over my head.... :D > But what if the wind was so strong that the front part gets flipped back > and tears the hair out of your head? :^D > _______ > ' ` > \ \ / > _\ \ / > /' _\__________\/ > / '\\ > \\ \\ ` ` ``` > \ \\\ ` ` ``` ` > \ \\\\ ` ` `` ` ~| > \ \\ `` ` ` ` <@ \ > \ \\ ` ` ( .' > \\\\) `` ` _| > \\ \ ```` (_ > \\ ) \ -' > )) | | > | | > > > > ` ` ``` > ` ` ``` ` > ` ` `` ` ~| > `` ` ` ` <@ \ > ` ` ( .' _ | > `` ` _| / \ \ / | > ```` (_ \_/ \/\/ | > \ -' . > | | > | | > > > ha >^^^^%--- ha > " \ ha > > I actually attach a barette to > > _____ > ' ` > | | > _| | > this part---> /' _\________|_____ > / '|| `` ` _| > || || ` ` <@ \ > | ||| ( .' > ||||| ` _| > > because my hair, even though it is very long, doesn't hold the hat on > well enough in the wind. (not enough hair?) There is a hole at the back of those things and I pull my hair through that.... (well, actually I open the clip and then shut it again around the hair) >Yes I do the same thing but in a high wind, the hat just slips down my >hair. If I attach a metal barette to the clip part and fasten it to my >hair, then the hat stays fixed to my head. I haven't done that :D [what is a "metal barette"?] > Maybe you call it a slide? ????? (picture?) >back view of head: > > _-|-_ > /|||||\ > ||||||||| <---hair > ||||||||| > \|||||/ > \|||/ > ejm97 [___] <---barette > /|||\ > //|||\\ > ///|||\\\ > ((( ))) ))) yes, I got that part, but what does it look like (details)? and how did you get that to stick to the hat? >Sorry, I thought you didn't recognize the word "barette". I hook it into >the loop of the hat. > > _____ > ' ` > | | > __| | >barette goes here--> [___]________|_____ > / '|| `` ` _| > || || ` ` <@ \ > >back of hat: > _____ > ' ` > | | > | _____ | > |_|=====|_| > > > _____ > ' ` > | | > | ____/\ | > |_|===/ /_| <--- barette gets attached to the strap at the back > \/ and hair. a bit of both really (and the little square doesn't really explain any more than I had already guessed...) Does it look something like this? _.-\\ (`-._ _.-' .-'| `-._`------' _.-' / __ `-------'.-' .' (\_\_ _.-' .-' \(_ `-----' _.-' `-------' >Yes. (Well done. I gave up trying to make that very thing.) > _.-\\ > (`-._ _.-' .-'| > `-._`------' _.-' / _____ > __ `-------'========= | > (\_\_ | _.-' .-' | | > \(_ `-----' _.-'_______| | > `-------' | > | | <---hat > | | > \__________________/ > >I had to do it upsidedown because I'm too lazy to turn your barette >around. Does that make it any clearer? Yes :D But doesn't that feel a bit uneven? >No, you can adjust the hat and/or barette. There is no rule that says a >barette has to be at right angles to the hair. What about the rule that says that it is uncomfortable when something is uneven... >:^D Is this an aesthetic or a physical judgement? Very physical! (I can't see the back of my neck but I can *feel* it and I go crazy if something feels uneven...) >:^D It can be adjusted so that it all fits. Did I say that you do not >put your hair through the loop of the hat? Only the barette is used to >hold the hat to the hair. hmmmm....???? > _____ > .-' '-. > | | > | _____ | > |__|===[__]_| > )|||||||||||| >/ )||||||||||| > /|||||||||||) >/ ||||||||||| > ||||||||||| > ||||||||||) > |||||||||) > ) ||||||) > / |||||| > )||||) > / )||| > / )|| > / )) > // > >No need to take all that extra time to gather hair together to put >through hole in hat. You can just jam the hat on your head and fasten >the barette to some of the hair on the back of your head. [snip] From: Galarza Hi all I'm gnv, would you like to have a perfect volume? well, what about the socket metod? ________ _( )_ _( ) .-----------------. ( _.--. ) How to get this | (_ )(..) ) perfect volume? | ( ) _>/ ) <--------------------' ( /)'-(`'^ `'^`'/` `'\ (in 4 simple steps) |/__Y__\| |\_ I _/| | ) ( | |/ \| Ignv l 1) Look for a socket _______ /_________\ .----------. | _______ | ( -glub- ) | | oo | | _/'----------' | | _..- | | | |_______| | |___________|__________________ / '.._..' \ / \ /___________________________________\ '-------------------------------------' || ___ ___ | o | || / ' \ |_______________| || | | | o | || | | |_______________| || \_______/ | o | || |_ | _| | | || / I I \ |_______________| || | / \ | ||-------------|| () | / \ | () () ( ) ( ) / ( ) \ .ooO gnv. 2) Locate your index and middle fingers _ --> _|_|_ --> |_| |_| |_|_|_|, |_|_|_|| /| | | '´'. '-| \ / `\ _ / |` |gnv 3) Stick your fingers in the socket. _______ /_________\ | _______ | _____|_|_ oo | | _( )..- | | ( )____| | ( _)_____|__________________ (_ _.--. ) ..' \ ( ?(OO) `) \ (_ \ >/ _)__________________________\ ( )'-(`'^-----------------------------' `'^/' `-._/ / | o | | /__\_\___/ |_______________| | \ _/_/ | o | / | / -BZZZZZZ!- |_______________| //` `\ | o | /| ____ __\ | | _((\/ \ \ |_______________| .-/ `'-`\ \ \ ||-------------|| `'''`-. `. \ \ ()gnv () `-._ _/__/ `` 4) Punch yourself so you can see something in the mirror _____________________ (( _( )_ )) _______ || ( ) ||( )_ || (` _.--. )_( )_ ||( ?(#.) ( ) ||(_ \ >/ ( ) || ( )'-( _._.(_ _) || '-'/' `, (_ _) || | /__\_\ ( ) || | \ _/_/ |-'.-''-''-' || | | /| || ,_____| || |/ \| || | / || | | || | (| ((_gnv_______________)| | \ | | | | |______/ _ _ ( `'-> WONDERFUL RESULTS <-'` ) _ before `'-..-'` `'--> after ________ _( )_ .--. _( ) / --\ ( _.--. ) |?(..) 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