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             _,   (  Put it around the  )      ._ ._ ._
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   n_n      'n\     (  slam the lid shut.  )   /n`/n`/n`
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                   ,-------------------.            ,-{ He's joking, right?
             _,   (  These cartridges   )      ._  _,._`-------------------'
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                   ,----------------------.   ?     ,--{ Looks like a frog )
             _,   ( The russkies have come )   `_,._ ._ `-----------------<
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                   ,-----------------------.        ,--{ I say it's a frog )
             _,   ( It costs around $350.00 )  ._  _,._ `-----------------<
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                   ,----------------.               ,--{ Frogs don't bite. )
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  (  -)     'n\                  ,--------.   ,/n`/n`/n`  ( is not a frog. )
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All the following are by Ojoshiro aka Ojo too :


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